the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

for the past 3 weeks my driving teacher has been telling me to do hand over hand driving and I told him I have no idea how to so then he taught me which took like 3 minutes and my friend recorded him trying to reach me and me being confused and not understanding and then after that I said bc I know that know I can drive the wonder bread car in nascar and we needed up having a 10 minute discussion on wonder bread that was the most eventful 40 minutes of driving of my life

pulpdrinker:

what am i doing

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

okaymad:

at the supermarket like

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im-better-0ff-this-way:

straight white boys google search 

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them